Wednesday, March 30, 2011

I've noticed a steady decline in the views on this blog since I stopped posting about the total shit mess that was my life 2010. Maybe I am just boring when I'm not a raging alcoholic? I think Monday made up for that. I took a co worker who's having serious marital issues out for an after work drink and it turned into us getting mostly tore up and still drinking at 2 am. Oops. At least I made it to work on time, puffy eyes and all.

I had intentions on making another blog to post these types of posts on and realized I don't have time or a shit to give about it. I was more concerned with who was reading it but ya know what....I don't really care so read away!

Nothing new has really happened since I moved. I love my place still for so many reasons. I didn't really think I would like Sandy but it's actually a really awesome location. I've made peace with my mother after months and months of not talking. My sister forced me to get off at noon on Friday so we can all go have an awkward lunch that will no doubt involve me needing to have many many cocktails to cope with this sort of thing. It's so weird how much things have changed since Danny and David left. We use to all be so close and now it's like were all strangers who get together once a year and eat bad food at Oma's house with my cousins who hate me.

So far this year has been great. I hope that this pattern continues! Summer can't get here fast enough. I can't wait for swimsuit weather. This is the first time in a LONG time that I can not wait to get my much skinnier ass into a swimming suit. I remember trying on suits last year and standing in those horrible mirrors in the dressing rooms that are totally like circus mirrors and anything but flattering, I stood there and cried. I hated my body so much. HCG is the best thing that ever happened to me. I have nothing else to end on so here is a random picture.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Let me see your peacock peacock.

There comes a time in a girl's life when certain things are no longer age appropriate. What I mean by this is that there is a right way and a wrong way to keep up with the Joneses. If you are over 21 you should no longer be wearing frilly shit in your hair, mmmmkay? This means ribbons of any sort, huge flowers mean for 12 year olds on easter, and big ass bedazzled bird feathers that have been glued onto a headband.

Let's see the right way to wear a feather in your hair:


Now here is the wrong way:

Hey - Pay attention to my huge blingy feather.
 With that said...
If this is your thing awesome for you. I personally dont think that wearing ribbons and huge feathers in your hair is for a grown up.

You should all know that I discovered THE best thing to put on your face. I had heard about this from a girl at work and read about it on Makeup Alley. Asprin!!! I have spent so so much money on Pro-active and tried everything under the sun to regulate the moisture on my face. I use 2 asprin in the shower (put a few drops of water on it and let it dissolve) put it on your face for a few, scrub it off with water. Best thing EEVVEERR.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

I got some new awesome eyeliner. Emphasis on awesome.

It's the Bare Minerals loose powder. I have it in black leather. I will say that the only time I even wear liquid eyeliner is to make my lash line look bigger and I SUCK at using liquid. This is so easy to use and gives the same look (Maybe even better)!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

I'm no Martha Stewart

I just play her in your life. I get bored...often. I woke up this morning and decided I wanted new coasters. I went looking online for some cool ones and it seems they are pretty easy to make. These ones kind of look like shit. It was my first try.

I dusted off my guitar and got a stand for it too so I more than likely will take a stab at that again. Both my brothers are such awesome guitar players it makes me so envious.