Friday, May 27, 2011

Thank you JAYSUS! It's Friday... which means that this is the last day of the week I have to hear ol' brainless to the right say things like "Uhhhhhh and Oohhhhhh" anytime anyone asks her something. This girl seriously sounds like Fran Drescher and its killing me - every day a little piece of me dies everytime I hear her stupidity. She just sucked me into the S-hole  for like 10 minutes about how much she loves my diet. I recently had a very unflattering picture of me eternalized online on my place of business's new website. I look like a fucking lunchbox (thanks for not doing my any favors you shitty photographer). I have been dieting ever since because i'm vain like that, well that and because I am attending a pool party on Sunday so I want to look good in a swimsuit.

Travis reccomended I watch Bridesmaids last night since there is a scene of a girl shitting in a sink, he thought it would be right up my alley. I have to was pretty funny. Im not gonna lie, it totally made me miss having a close girl friend. Oh well... I always got the booze and my gays.  I would  suggest anyone who likes gross watch that movie.

I want/need this for days like today.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

My poor punkie pie after surgery.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Talk TAlk TALK

Felt the need to brag about your little conquest did ya? You obviously haven't learned that if you say something about someone more than likely it's going to get back to them.

At the end of the day we all make mistakes......very embarrassing ones at that...And that's exactly what that was. A very embarrassing alcohol fueled mistake.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Oh Dear

I party often with my co-workers, some more than others for reasons listed below.

Friday-7 people, 4 bottles of wine, 2 bottles of vodka, a case of beer, and a bottle of pastise.

5 of us could handle our liquor, one passed out, the other was found pantless pissing on the carpet in a spare bedroom on top of the passed out one.

This in addition to the questionable pictures I took made for a very interesting Monday.

On a sad note...I'm missing fucking Danzig tonight...I'll be home all night wishing I was at smelly SaltAir with a bunch of smellier metal heads. Ol Glen will never be as good as he once was though, that's right, I said it. Don't even act like you weren't thinking it.