tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6347206302544428022024-03-05T04:03:56.872-08:00This is all time you'll never get back<center>It's whatever I want it to be</center>Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11607590283601168542noreply@blogger.comBlogger88125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634720630254442802.post-80425271767458444262012-08-26T18:33:00.001-07:002012-08-26T18:33:30.480-07:00EhrmerGERDTons of new shit going on.<div>
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Ill make it short. I don't live alone anymore. I'm pretty sure I won the man lotto and met the coolest guy ever.</div>
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He moved in this weekend.</div>
Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11607590283601168542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634720630254442802.post-71461283100391720552012-06-05T06:40:00.002-07:002012-06-05T06:40:39.628-07:00It's officialAnd about as final as it can be. Jeremy and I are D-O-N-E! For anyone who watches the show on HBO Girl's (if you don't you should) My life can be summed up righ tnow in the episode about the crackcident.<br />
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How do I feel? Like I the hotter other half got left for a girl who builds costumes :/ Thats like getting dumped by an ewok. <br />
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How will I feel? Hopefully in a week i will feel much better than last.... THANK GOD we werent tied together financially. I got my own cute place, my cool car, my 2 doggies and I will be just fine. <br />
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Take that bitch! Hope you get the herp.Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11607590283601168542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634720630254442802.post-25583366296987072972012-04-24T11:22:00.001-07:002012-04-24T11:22:06.462-07:00UghCan i please have a single female friend my age?Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11607590283601168542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634720630254442802.post-32489869961178312572012-03-26T18:52:00.003-07:002012-03-26T19:42:55.923-07:00dogs are assholesSometimes I wake up at 2am and stay up till I go to work. Nothing too awesome has happened in my life as of late. Roxy had surgery last week to remove an entire sock that she ate, I am so disgusted by veterinarians here. I bring my dog in who is half dead and 6 out of 7 animal clinics turned me away because I didn't have 3K cash to pay upfront for her surgery. I found a place thank god that did it for half that price. Poor little punkie pie has been through it. She had a cancer lump removed in June then this. They had to cut into her stomach and her intestine 4 times:( Luckily she is healing just fine and is back to humping legs.....I take this as a sign she will live.<br />
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I have finished my second round of HCG and it was fucking awful. I am not going to lie. I only lost 15 pounds this time making my final weight 133 when I really wanted to get down to 129. I guess I need to start running my ass off. I did a steak day yesterday and it didn't really work as well as I had hoped. I think I am retaining some extra water from Travis's b day party. I had 2 drinks when I shouldn't have. Hopefully if I just eat clean this week it will fall off. It's not easy looking like you have an eating disorder! Did I mention i'm turning into a dirty hippy? Did I mention I havent eaten carbs in like 5 weeks and have been making pizza out of fucking cauliflower and shopping at whole foods....yes this is my life now....gluten free. Fuuuuck. Why cant fat be in style? All I want is a doughnut wrapped in a pizza with a side of brown sugar bacon.<br />
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I'm going in 2 weeks to get more FLCL on the old arm!! Ahh I so excited. You'd think after a few sitting in the chair that the pain is not as bad....nope. Every time I go to get tattooed I get so nervous I think I might shit my pants.<br />
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And <span style="font-size: large;"><b>oh hai</b>,</span> they opened a <span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.lushusa.com/" target="_blank">Lush</a></span> at City Creek! Who give's a a fuck about a Tiffany's opening (as if you or I can afford to buy a single thing there anyways) when there is a Lush:)If you haven't been there ya need ta go.Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11607590283601168542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634720630254442802.post-43400139349946046422012-02-21T19:35:00.001-08:002012-02-21T19:45:54.062-08:00I had a really good 4 day weekend. LOTS of boozin'. Saturday Travis, Jason, Jeremy, and myself went to W lounge for a birthday party. I invited an old friend of mine who I haven't seen in over a year. Everyone kept calling him Pat in the hat.. He was so hammered by the time he got there he was not even speaking English. It was awkward. I had a good time though I was a sober DD. I never do that.....stay sober that is. I notice that drunk people say the same shit over and over and over. That is kind of reason enough not to do it. Too bad I like it so much. Taking Friday off was kind of a bad idea though because even though I left totally caught up, I walked into a shit storm of work today. I had to stay 10 hours today to get all caught up again. Good thing I like my job enough that I don't mind staying 10 hours in a row. <br />
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I bought a jar of coconut oil this weekend. It looks weird and is a solid (will melt if you touch it). Let me just say I don't know how I have lived all of my life without having this. I have been using it for EVERYTHING. I put it in my hair to make my ends nice, my face as moisturizer (I like it better than the very expensive dermalogica that I was using), I use it on my body with my lotion, on my lips, and maybe I have been eating it too. Don't judge me. Go Google that shit then by yourself a huge jar, you won't regret it.<br />
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Also discovered I am allergic to avocados....if you know my life this is funny because of my mom, but no, really I am allergic to them and it <b>sucks </b>because I eat them like its going out of style. Now what am I supposed to eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?<br />
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Here's some random ass pictures from my phone. <br />
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I went to the Chiropractor yesterday and got some sweet relief. I went home and slept for 12 hours since I have been getting only about 4 a night because I cant get comfortable. I woke up this morning and my shoulder and neck hurt <span style="background-color: yellow;">so</span> bad. I have to go again today so well see what the ef is up. I think its messed up from the gym....or excessive amounts of this. Either way this shit needs to be fixed!<br />
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I am making a bacon wrapped turkey for Thanksgiving...winning.<br />
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It's OK, they can have play dates with their kids and double dates with their husbands. I'll be home watching re runs of intervention and crying myself to sleep because I'm 3 years away from being a weird old dog lady. I need to delete my facebook right about now. Its seriously fucking depressing me.<br />
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I'm going to golf and be grateful that I have the awesome things and the awesome people I have in my life. No matter how bad things get for me there are ALWAYS people who have it way worse!Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11607590283601168542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634720630254442802.post-21314722992838191442011-08-28T21:25:00.001-07:002011-09-13T19:08:02.727-07:00Monday already :(<div>Last week seemed to drag so bad and it's already Monday again. At least it's a short week for me, I took Friday off to go to Durango for a rally. I just downloaded the blogger app. Now I can bore you all from anywhere since I'm mostly too lazy to unhook my laptop from my tv and blog in bed...so off the non topic here...Another app I really like and have been using a ton is littlephoto. It does this to your pictures. There are tons tons of other settings too. I heart this.<br />
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It's thundering and raining right now and I can feel the wind and smell the rain through my open window. I love thunderstorms even though my dogs end up in bathtub because they are scared. It's sooo loud right now and lighting up my room. I wish I could tag a smell on this! This girl is going to sleep really good tonight. Hope you all have a good monday:)<br />
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I said I would post some pictures of my latest debauchery. <br />
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This was an expensive weekend. <br />
I went to Nevada with the gheys. It was pretty fun. I have pictures but they are better left off of this blog. Long story short I ended up having to drug poor Jason to get him back in the car. I have never had anyone give me a weirder look... maybe I shouldn't have tossed a xanax in his jack at the bar?<br />
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I have been taking some pole fitness classes since p90x is fucking boring. I will say those work the hell out of you! I am buying a pole for my house next week. One of the girls who was with my friend this weekend is a stripper and said she has had no pole training at all.... shes a damn liar ok. <br />
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I will post pictures, but not now since my job went and blocked all useful websites.<br />
Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11607590283601168542noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634720630254442802.post-18962025570280844292011-08-04T23:16:00.000-07:002011-08-04T23:16:06.350-07:00GRROh hai! I don't know if you have noticed but almost all of my images have been deleted, how awesome. I have google+ to thank for it. Not a fan.<br />
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I thought I post about my p90x progress. I never have really liked working out. I really would rather go get a filling than work out for 2 hours. I have been sticking to this though. Is it hard..yes. Does it make you sweat....YES. After the first week it started to suck because I had seen the first week so I knew what I was in for everyday. I had to stop weighing myself as well. You do not lose weight right away w this. I can definitely see a difference in my body though. It seems way tighter and my clothes (and underwear) are starting to fit better. Finding the motivation to do it everyday is hard :(Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11607590283601168542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634720630254442802.post-82802422326707736032011-07-18T19:17:00.000-07:002011-07-18T19:17:02.280-07:00Superman BananaP90X = fuck your life on a cellular level. I hurt in places I didn't even know existed. Today is my 6th day doing it and holy shit.... its really hard...and I look totally goofy doing this shit in my living room. If I ever get some ab definition ill be sure and let you know to do this workout....if not.....then i guess I quit drinking for nothing!Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11607590283601168542noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634720630254442802.post-65302222644477108222011-07-08T18:57:00.000-07:002011-07-08T18:57:23.294-07:00:)I fucking love my boyfriend ok....here are a few reasons.<br />
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It is the day before my b day and I get flowers at work and he took me to lunch....pretty nice...made my day pretty swell.<br />
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Then I get home from work and am taking a nap and I wake up to a new Clarasonic which I have been wanting so SO bad but haven't had the money to buy it. I can't believe I have this and cannot wait to see how much better my skin is going to look a week from now!!<br />
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On top of that he bought me a new dog earlier this month which was suppose to be my b day present. <br />
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I feel really spoiled right now. Im lucky to have such great people in my life. I love birthdays as well :)Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11607590283601168542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634720630254442802.post-83745142951838360652011-07-01T06:33:00.000-07:002011-07-01T08:10:24.837-07:00Mean <center><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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I'm holding back some serious laughter right now. "If I wasn't married i'd be buying you flowers every single day"...Really dude? REALLY?<br />
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I feel really bad for any girl that works here because they get smothered by nerdy guys ALL day long.<br />
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I watched true romance again last night. Christian Slater is so super hot in that movie. I will probably watch it again 100 times before I get sick of it again.<br />
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Finally broke down and bought the Naked Palette by Urban Decay... <br />
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Travis reccomended I watch Bridesmaids last night since there is a scene of a girl shitting in a sink, he thought it would be right up my alley. I have to admit..it was pretty funny. Im not gonna lie, it totally made me miss having a close girl friend. Oh well... I always got the booze and my gays. I would suggest anyone who likes gross watch that movie.<br />
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