Happy birthday to me!

I went to the store for some food and left with a dog named Tony instead. This happens too often... I go to a store for one specific item and leave with everything I didn't intend to buy. This shopping pattern has resulted in a cut up credit card. Good Job Ju!

He really is the devil.

Nerd Love / Bromance

Its spreading like wildfire, in the words of Nikki.

I'm holding back some serious laughter right now. "If I wasn't married i'd be buying you flowers every single day"...Really dude? REALLY?


I feel really bad for any girl that works here because they get smothered by nerdy guys ALL day long.


Thank god when I started here half the tools in this shed weren't working here.

OPI

I stopped and bought this on my way home from work last night.

It is the Shatter Polish by OPI. I fucking love this stuff. They have about 6 colors so I got black and white.

Okey dokey doggie daddy

I haven't been posting on here much as i've been busy killing my liver and watching a ton of movies.

I watched true romance again last night. Christian Slater is so super hot in that movie. I will probably watch it again 100 times before I get sick of it again.

Finally broke down and bought the Naked Palette by Urban Decay...

it was worth every penny!! I hate it that I walk into Ulta with the intention of buying a top coat of nailpoilsh and I leave with 70 dollars worth of make up... I have a problem!

Thank you JAYSUS! It's Friday... which means that this is the last day of the week I have to hear ol' brainless to the right say things like "Uhhhhhh and Oohhhhhh" anytime anyone asks her something. This girl seriously sounds like Fran Drescher and its killing me - every day a little piece of me dies everytime I hear her stupidity. She just sucked me into the S-hole  for like 10 minutes about how much she loves my diet. I recently had a very unflattering picture of me eternalized online on my place of business's new website. I look like a fucking lunchbox (thanks for not doing my any favors you shitty photographer). I have been dieting ever since because i'm vain like that, well that and because I am attending a pool party on Sunday so I want to look good in a swimsuit.

Travis reccomended I watch Bridesmaids last night since there is a scene of a girl shitting in a sink, he thought it would be right up my alley. I have to admit..it was pretty funny. Im not gonna lie, it totally made me miss having a close girl friend. Oh well... I always got the booze and my gays.  I would  suggest anyone who likes gross watch that movie.

PS.
I want/need this for days like today.

My poor punkie pie after surgery.

Talk TAlk TALK

Felt the need to brag about your little conquest did ya? You obviously haven't learned that if you say something about someone more than likely it's going to get back to them.

At the end of the day we all make mistakes......very embarrassing ones at that...And that's exactly what that was. A very embarrassing alcohol fueled mistake.