Monday already :(

Last week seemed to drag so bad and it's already Monday again. At least it's a short week for me, I took Friday off to go to Durango for a rally. I just downloaded the blogger app. Now I can bore you all from anywhere since I'm mostly too lazy to unhook my laptop from my tv and blog in bed...so off the non topic here...Another app I really like and have been using a ton is littlephoto. It does this to your pictures. There are tons tons of other settings too. I heart this.

It's thundering and raining right now and I can feel the wind and smell the rain through my open window. I love thunderstorms even though my dogs end up in bathtub because they are scared. It's sooo loud right now and lighting up my room. I wish I could tag a smell on this! This girl is going to sleep really good tonight. Hope you all have a good monday:)

I love my pets ok. I just really am not ok with the amount of hair that covers everything everywhere. I am on the brink of shaving this cat I have. I don't even care for cats, I have this one and don't have the heart to send it to the pound because no one wants a full grown, fat, asshole cat. I need help. Maybe I should just clean more. I have hard wood floors and was looking at them today and about died when I saw how much hair is behind my couch. HELP ME.

I said I would post some pictures of my latest debauchery. 

Worst buffet ever EVER

 

Watch the one in  yellow

Had to drug Jason by the end of the night.....

Chicken Dinner?

booze and strippers

OOOweeehh.

This was an expensive weekend.
I went to Nevada with the gheys. It was pretty fun. I have pictures but they are better left off of this blog. Long story short I ended up having to drug poor Jason to get him back in the car. I have never had anyone give me a weirder look... maybe I shouldn't have tossed a xanax in his jack at the bar?

I have been taking some pole fitness classes since p90x is fucking boring. I will say those work the hell out of you! I am buying a pole for my house next week. One of the girls who was with my friend this weekend is a stripper and said she has had no pole training at all.... shes a damn liar ok.

I will post pictures, but not now since my job went and blocked all useful websites.

GRR

Oh hai! I don't know if you have noticed but almost all of my images have been deleted, how awesome. I have google+ to thank for it. Not a fan.

I thought I post about my p90x progress. I never have really liked working out. I really would rather go get a filling than work out for 2 hours. I have been sticking to this though. Is it hard..yes. Does it make you sweat....YES. After the first week it started to suck because I had seen the first week so I knew what I was in for everyday. I had to stop weighing myself as well. You do not lose weight right away w this. I can definitely see a difference in my body though. It seems way tighter and my clothes (and underwear) are starting to fit better. Finding the motivation to do it everyday is hard :(

Superman Banana

P90X = fuck your life on a cellular level. I hurt in places I didn't even know existed. Today is my 6th day doing it and holy shit.... its really hard...and I look totally goofy doing this shit in my living room. If I ever get some ab definition ill be sure and let you know to do this workout....if not.....then i guess I quit drinking for nothing!

:)

I fucking love my boyfriend ok....here are a few reasons.

It is the day before my b day and I get flowers at work and he took me to lunch....pretty nice...made my day pretty swell.

Then I get home from work and am taking a nap and I wake up to a new Clarasonic which I have been wanting so SO bad but haven't had the money to buy it. I can't believe I have this and cannot wait to see how much better my skin is going to look a week from now!!

On top of that he bought me a new dog earlier this month which was suppose to be my b day present.

I feel really spoiled right now. Im lucky to have such great people in my life. I love birthdays as well :)

Mean



Right before he bit my face.