How to start your weekend right

I love Sephora! love LOVE love it. I could literally spend hours in that store and would have no problem dropping 2 bills there. I get goose bumps when I walk in. I had to make it short since dude was with me and I know how awesome that store must be for a man. Since I lost weight I desperately needed new clothes, my old ones looked like a tent on me. I got a few things more than I intended to.......whatever.

Before that I went and had breakfast with my little brother David and my Dad. I haven't seen Davey in about year since he left. I missed him. I have a very tender picture of him at the nursing home visiting Opa. 

 

I don't know how he got him to do this. I guess ever since he hit his head he's got this huge potty mouth no one ever knew existed. I guess he told my sister someone else in that home is a "mother-fucker". He was a Marine in his day. Poor old guy.... Hes completely emasculated in that place, it breaks my heart to see him. He told me all the young girls in there love to watch him piss his pants.                           

                                                                       What the hell?? 

On to something not so depressing..... I'm making pot-roast. Happy Saturday......Mother-fuckers!!

This is wrong

Both female. It's safe to say my dog is a lesbian.

Sometimes you need a mental health day.......just to ensure you don't physically harm the drama queen (King) at work.  Talk about a shit month. It's like the month of August sucked the life out of the company I work for. Maybe it was opposite month? That's the only reasonable excuse for things I have witnessed there. Really demotivating. I'm hoping things get better in the winter because I'm almost bitter about it all. Not yet but I can see it coming.

5 ways to ruin your day

1- Be on a 500 calorie a day diet.
2- Work near or with some who is completely useless with the task at hand.
3- Be named Julie.
4- Come home to a messy apartment with no clean dishes.
5- Go try and unwind in a hot tub, then watch someone drop your expensive  phone in it :)

That was yesterday..... today wasn't much better. I love ya Opa.

Davey Bones

Happy birthday to you. I wish I could see you today but I cannot as you are enjoying school and the nice weather of the California coast. You are 19 today and out conquering life. I know you are going to have a great life that you made for yourself. It's crazy you are almost 20, I remember you being a toddler destroying every cake mom ever brought home...It was like you knew they were always on the edge of the counter and they ended up on your head every time.

You are so talented in everything you do. You are an amazing guitar player and an amazing brother and I'm so fucking proud of you. I just wish I could see you more to tell you that. I hope that joining the Navy doesn't make it so were some strangers who share a mother. I hope you get everything you wanted today :) Know that I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

This is the Batman cake. I managed to not eat 1 crumb while making it. The 1st tier is a giant rice crispy treat, the second is a double layer fudge with cream cheese filling.

Also about 3 pounds of fondant. YUM! I'm pretty sure this is one kick ass cake. Ashlei and Holly decorated and I helped bake it. We will see how much I can refrain from eating tonight.

I have petunia again- I want one! This dog is adorable. (Below is her what the fuck are you doing when i'm trying to sleep look)

I recently got a new product, LiLash. It's suppose to make your lashes grow to super lengths as well as make them much thicker. Downside- it's 130 bucks. It takes about 3 weeks to start working and I can't wait to see the results. I hope its worth the money. I took a picture of my eye on the first day I used it and will also take one after 3 weeks.

I really really wish I had taken before pictures so I could post them with the after pictures of the HCG diet. I am down almost 20 pounds and have already passed my goal weight of 135. I had to make a new goal of 130 which is smaller than I have been in about 3 years. Sticking to this diet was harder than quitting smoking. Food is fucking everywhere and you don't notice how much until you can't have any. I have spider senses for fast food, I can smell it from a mile away and probably tell you what it is. Nothin like watching people eat Cafe Rio while you eat your 100 grams of chicken with 1/2 cup of spinach. 4 more days.