Random picutres from my last Las Vegas trip.

There are no words for how drunk I was in this picutre.

 This guy was wearing this in 80 degree weather. Me and the Freetz I do give lessons on how to be classy.  I wish we had these in Utah.

Whatever you want it to be.

I moved! And sweet black baby Jesus does it feel good to be done. There is nothing like moving a bed that weighs more than your car does with a forearm fork-lift. I still have bruises. I'm pretty sure the only reason I even bought this was because of the picture on the packaging. Those girls aren't even breaking a sweat. They are standing there saying "Hey, look at us. We are moving this large piece of furniture in slacks and its completely effortless! You should buy these!!" Lies. That thing they are holding must be made of foam.

So let's talk about apartment living. The thought of even having a thought of living in an apartment made me cringe, but here I am -And actually really happy with the decision to do it. Its cheap so I can save more to buy a house. It's really really cute inside. There is a pool and hot tub so I have a place to lay out this summer, and its closer to my job which is a good thing because driving more than 10 minutes to get to work is lame. 
I'll post some pictures once everything is in order and not a total shit mess.

P.S. I love IKEA

Hey bitch, wanna suck on my tooth?

i don't know......

But really. Its Monday. I'm bored and blogging from my phone so i dont care much to punctuate.
I missed circa survive tonight BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I did not skip the gym.

I did make 2 more tattoo appointments for my sleevey.

I did lose 5 lbs ( supplements are working!!!!)

All in all it was still a good day!

I managed to get drunk somewhere in the middle.

Dont be a douche bag

Yes you. Im so over people that have that "my shit doesn't stink" attitude. HI! You're not all that. Or a bag of chips. More like a bag of old stale pretzels that no one wants to eat, unless they are drunk. If you weren't such an asshole i'd actually feel sorry for you.

Yes, right in the mustache

Oh shit son- I haven't posted on this gem of a failblog in a while. Mostly because im the only reader. a little update perhaps? Im still working at Browz. I got promoted to SCA and im pretty happy about that because it came wtih a raise. For the first time in my life I can actually say I really like my job. The only downside is that its in Draper but with any luck I can find a nice condo down there.
Im more than likely going to be buying a condo or a small house this year. How grown up of me right? Im no spring chicken so I figure its time to get my shit together because im obviously not meeting Mr. tall dark rich and handsome any time soon. Im pretty much over that all so much that I have even quit going to straight bars. I have more fun at gay bars, is it just me or is it just that gay people are more accepting of when someone acts like a total shit mess in public? Last night for instance... Felt like I was riding on the back of some super charged horse man, really it was just Dino giving me the scariest piggy back ride of my life 1 full block of sprinting before he fell over and ruined his palms and tore a hole in the knee of my jeans. Good times - Thanks JAM.

In other news I cut off all my hair and got glasses and a huge tattoo... I had an identity crisis.

10 days of no food.

I had this bright idea to do this thing called the Mater Cleanse (Lemonade Diet). This diet consists of 10 full days of no food and only a drink made of spring water, grade b maple syrup, lemons(or limes), and cayenne pepper.

The first thing you do every morning of this cleanse is drink 1 liter of room temperature water with 1 tablespoon of salt. The purpose of this is to clean out whatever crap (literally) that you have in your bowels (**Super gross**). I did this for the fist time this morning and about 15-20 minutes after I had ingested this it came right out. I wouldn't recommend doing before you have to go anywhere. Give yourself a good hour or 2. I started this on the weekend just so i would see how it would effect me (time wise so i know what to expect for the weekdays at work). I think I will start waking up an hour earlier to ensure I don't have any problems.

You drink 6- 12 ten ounce lemonades a day. I had 6 today. I was very surprised to find I had a ton of energy today despite not eating anything at all. It is midnight and im not even hungry. At night you have to drink a Senna tea. Yeah it has the same effect as the salt water flush it just takes longer.

Ill probably post again on day 3 and tell about how fucking hungry I am and how I probably already quit hah.

WORD

To ya motha.... so updates....
Got laid the fuck off WOWIE what a shocker- Its fine I got another job I work way more- what ya gonna do?
Heather moved out-- Jeremy moved in.
Its FINALLY summer- Thank you Jesusssss!!
Im really excited for this summer and the rest of the year.
My life can only get better and already it feels different, its a change im definitely looking forward to!!