EhrmerGERD

Tons of new shit going on.

Ill make it short. I don't live alone anymore. I'm pretty sure I won the man lotto and met the coolest guy ever.

He moved in this weekend.

It's official

And about as final as it can be. Jeremy and I are D-O-N-E!  For anyone who watches the show on HBO Girl's (if you don't you should) My life can be summed up righ tnow in the episode about the crackcident.

How do I feel? Like I the hotter other half got left for a girl who builds costumes :/ Thats like getting dumped by an ewok.

How will I feel? Hopefully in a week i will feel much better than last.... THANK GOD we werent tied together financially. I got my own cute place, my cool car, my 2 doggies and I will be just fine.

Take that bitch! Hope you get the herp.

Ugh

Can i please have a single female friend my age?

dogs are assholes

Sometimes I wake up at 2am and stay up till I go to work. Nothing too  awesome has happened in my life  as of late. Roxy had surgery last week to remove an entire sock that she ate, I am so disgusted by veterinarians here. I bring my dog in who is half dead and 6 out of 7 animal clinics turned me away because I didn't have 3K cash to pay upfront for her surgery. I found a place thank god that did it for half that price. Poor little punkie pie has been through it. She had a cancer lump removed in June then this. They had to cut into her stomach and her intestine 4 times:( Luckily she is healing just fine and is back to humping legs.....I take this as a sign she will live.

I have finished my second round of HCG and it was fucking awful. I am not going to lie. I only lost 15 pounds this time making my final weight 133 when I really wanted to get down to 129. I guess I need to start running my ass off. I did a steak day yesterday and it didn't really work as well as I had hoped. I think I am retaining some extra water from Travis's b day party. I had 2 drinks when I shouldn't have. Hopefully if I just eat clean this week it will fall off. It's not easy looking like you have an eating disorder! Did I mention i'm turning into a dirty hippy? Did I mention I havent eaten carbs in like 5 weeks and have been making pizza out of fucking cauliflower and shopping at whole foods....yes this is my life now....gluten free. Fuuuuck. Why cant fat be in style? All I want is a doughnut wrapped in a pizza with a side of brown sugar bacon.

I'm going in 2 weeks to get more FLCL on the old arm!! Ahh I so excited. You'd think after a few sitting in the chair that the pain is not as bad....nope. Every time I go to get tattooed I get so nervous I think I might shit my pants.

And oh hai, they opened a Lush at City Creek! Who give's a a fuck about a Tiffany's opening (as if you or I can afford to buy a single thing there anyways) when there is a Lush:)If you haven't been there ya need ta go.

I had a really good 4 day weekend. LOTS of boozin'. Saturday Travis, Jason, Jeremy, and myself went to W lounge for a birthday party. I invited an old friend of mine who I haven't seen in over a year. Everyone kept calling him Pat in the hat.. He was so hammered by the time he got there he was not even speaking English. It was awkward. I had a good time though I was a sober DD. I never do that.....stay sober that is. I notice that drunk people say the same shit over and over and over. That is kind of reason enough not to do it. Too bad I like it so much. Taking Friday off was kind of a bad idea though because even though I left totally caught up, I walked into a shit storm of work today. I had to stay 10 hours today to get all caught up again. Good thing I like my job enough that I don't mind staying 10 hours in a row.

I bought a jar of coconut oil this weekend. It looks weird and is a solid (will melt if you touch it). Let me just say I don't know how I have lived all of my life without having this. I have been using it for EVERYTHING. I put it in my hair to make my ends nice, my face as moisturizer (I like it better than the very expensive dermalogica that I was using), I use it on my body with my lotion, on my lips, and maybe I have been eating it too. Don't judge me. Go Google that shit then by yourself a huge jar, you won't regret it.

Also discovered I am allergic to avocados....if you know my life this is funny because of my mom, but no, really I am allergic to them and it sucks because I eat them like its going out of style. Now what am I supposed to eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

Here's some random ass pictures from my phone.

Plenty of dog storage here

Tenderoni's

Derp, derper, and derpest

Tony

My favorite Takkun

The cutest FLCL character ever!

better hide your electronics!

I've decided to stop giving a shit what people I don't like think of me. I should have done this a looooong time ago. I have been living with anxiety for so long and regrets for things I have done in the past. You know what... I am who I am. Everything in my life happened for a reason, Maybe I had a lesson to learn or a hang over to have. Who knows. All I know is that I have spent WAY too long caring about what people I dont give a fuck think about me. We aren't friends for a reason. Your a piece of shit? Your fake as fuck? You are a user? you bring me down? You may be all of those things to me. You probably are. Fact is my life is fucking awesome. I have awesome friends who would never stab me in the back. Friends who wont say shit to my face then turn around and say the opposite behind my back to try and start shit because .... well i dont know why but its kinda lame. Be real, be yourself....its so much easier than being a dick. I live in a city thats not so huge (increasingly small)... im not ducking around corners to avoid a weird encounter anymore. if you have a problem thats what it is... your problem.